Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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