hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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