i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
