he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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