I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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