I can tuck mytits in my pants
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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