We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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