Fuck appropriateness.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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