hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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