I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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