Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I believe in your delicious
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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