Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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