I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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