scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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