so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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