"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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