Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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