They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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