Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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