btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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