Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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