belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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