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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.

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(949): View more from California

Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night

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(860): View more from Connecticut

but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got

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(703): View more from Virginia

I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.

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