I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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