You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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