you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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