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I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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