Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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