a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you didnt know i had herpes?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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