He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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