Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm at about main and main street
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
