Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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