Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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