i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm really busy with my period
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