Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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