Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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