The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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