How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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