I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize