Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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