We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't think brook has ever known best
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Blow job season was short but glorious.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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