Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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