what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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