All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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