If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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