Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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