She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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