Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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