Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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