let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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