i just google imaged poop.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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