just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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