i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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