I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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