Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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