I skipped work to stalk him.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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