I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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